Mississippi Mud Slide

an act which enlists a group of posh, pretentious twats, who, usually, know each other from the villages' local cricket teams. Said twats get naked, and all do a shit on a long peice of heavy duty plastic which is laid out down the length of one's garden. They then proceed to take turns in running up to and sliding down the plastic, which by now is covered in shit.

posh twat 1: "oh Mortimer, do join us for a Mississippi Mud Slide on Saturday after cricket."

posh twat 2 (who we now know as 'Mortimer'):"That'd be just splendid if I didn't have an infected bock boil. I'll come along for the chinwag though"

by el kizzle May 2, 2009

Tallahassee Water-Slide

First, you will need to find two lesbians that are willing to be filmed while in the act. Next, tell the girls that it is ok for them to get started without you while you "get your camera set up." Leave the room, get naked and come back with the camera. While one girl is eating the other out, shit on the girl's chest who is receiving. Quickly turn around and piss on the same girl's chest. Your river of urine will carry your shit directly into the mouth of the unsuspecting rug muncher.

I'm goin to the gay bar, gotta get some dikes to set up a Tallahassee Water-Slide.

by aoighlkd April 3, 2009

slider

A dirtbag who somehow has scraped enough change together to make it from some crappy Atlantic seaboard state down I-95 to Florida, and then was to laxy to go any farther. Usually, the plan was to go to Miami, but they ended up polluting the streets of Jacksonville Beach. This can be a male or female, young or old, usually of caucasian ethnicity, with limited education, and absolutely no class whatsoever. They are easy to spot by their sideways ball caps, fake gold jewelry, wife beater t-shirt, and always have a cigarette hanging out of the side of the mouth when talking. This creature can usually be found drunk or fighting, when not busy stealing.

Did you see that tool riding that bicycle with the ape hanger handlebars?

Yeah man, what a slider--look, he even has a Salt Life t-shirt! Ha! Go home to Delaware man!

by P-diddy1968 March 25, 2009

spides

spides older steek in an astra drinking white lightnig cider or stella richer ones wkd. spides r gay. spides rapr grannys.

favrouit words ,like,wee lad,ur ma, wats a spide/steek.
we are not spides we are chavs. (thats not some thing u want to be)

by cavan April 27, 2006

crocodile slide

the art of sitting on the toilet backwards after a big night out so your grog bog slides down the side so nobody can hear it

'i had to do a crocodile slide this morning'

by tara February 22, 2004

idaho slider

The act of pushing tater tots in any hole with your tounge.

I wasn't hungry so I used the rest of the tots to give her an Idaho slider.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

slidey

To be elite at everything.

OMG you were totally slidey!

by moo March 12, 2003