Opposite of "Devine Brown"; a shit which can not be wiped by conventional toilet paper-mediated methods. Often times followed by an insidious itch as the stomach acid erodes your asshole.
I ate my friends 3-day old indian food that he left on the counter and I had a Satan Smear for the next 3 days. Now my ass itches, because of the residual stomach acid left behind on my asshole because I couldn't wipe it because it kept seeping out
by satansmear May 3, 2011
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1. The instagram account that all middle school atheists go to hoping that it will be some inspirational stuff, but soon realize its just funny posts thaf they wouldn't have understood if not for school. 2. The devil
1. @satan is like the best account I've ever seen!
2. Catholic man talking to his kids, "Go do your homework or you'll get to slack around forever in hell with Satan!"
2. Catholic man talking to his kids, "Go do your homework or you'll get to slack around forever in hell with Satan!"
by I Don't Matter to You March 4, 2015
Get the Satan mug.Satan Dust is anything that represents the essence of evil or what is considered to be unconventional or provocative. Dust is built up dead skin and particles of once living things; likewise Satan dust is what he gives of himself to this world.
by Esahc November 15, 2017
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He’s also Suddam Hussein’s lover.
He’s also Suddam Hussein’s lover.
Satan: Do you remember when you first got here? We used to talk all night long. Until the sun came up... We would just lie in bed and TALK.
Suddam Hussein: That's because I wanted to fuck you, dumbass! Now hows aboot you get those pants down!
Suddam Hussein: That's because I wanted to fuck you, dumbass! Now hows aboot you get those pants down!
by fuckyoudude January 24, 2018
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by helloimagaystoner March 20, 2018
Get the satan salad mug.Another word/phrase for mensuration or period. Mostly used to let others know that a woman is menstruating without the entire world knowing.
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