Shitty

Shitty(adjective) is used to describe something that is bad, it can be used to describe a person's actions or an object of lower quality.
Matt is doing a shitty job at fixing the car.
That bike you gave me is shitty.
by Anonymous34291 March 29, 2021
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Shitties

Man that girl hot but she got some shitties
by A snail February 27, 2015
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shitty surprise

This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.

Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"
by mary poppins butthole October 27, 2014
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Shitty titty bang bang

A sex act where the male takes a dump on a girl's boobs and then proceeds to fuck her tits, using said faecal matter as lubricant.
Why did he dump me? Icedocking, wolfbagging, even shitty titty bang bang, I do everything!
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t-shitty

Hey, there goes t-shitty”
by ferriz April 10, 2023
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Shitty Coin Michael Jackson

When you put a coin up your asshole and run around screaming “HEE HEE
“Bro, did you see Tom at the party last night!?”

“Yeah, he had too much to drink and started doing the Shitty Coin Michael Jackson..”
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Shitty Squared

When two songs of lesser enjoyment are crudely mashed together by local radio stations to create a song that is shitty to a power of 2. Although there is arguments that one shitty plus another shitty would yield a less shitty song, this is not true. Is in indirect relation, but should not be confused with the Double Shitty
"Oh no! It's a dirty mix of Macklemore and Robin Thicke they just Shitty Squared these songs!"
by Donheis December 29, 2013
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