by just gotta September 5, 2017
Get the scale rashmug. The 1 to 10 scale is, like, the scale that you use to give your wife an eight, even though she's probably a four plus.
On the 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale, Angelina's a nine, but you an 8.5 even after five kids, baby.
by commie229 August 27, 2016
Get the 1 to 10 female attractiveness scalemug. Kid 1: dude im bored
Kid 2: yeah bro same, wanna go scaleing?
Kid 3: yeah, lemme get my coat then lets go
Kid 2: yeah bro same, wanna go scaleing?
Kid 3: yeah, lemme get my coat then lets go
by con bro chill hyahh December 30, 2011
Get the scaleingmug. Similar to the pH scale in chemistry, The SWAMP (Sesh-With-Against-Meet-Parents) Scale is a 1-10 scale used to rate a guy/girl you are dating.
The idea is to compare how much you enjoy seshing (British, partying) with them, against how comfortable you think you would feel introducing them to your parents.
For example, if you were dating a girl who's an absolute riot and a great laugh on a night out, but maybe too extreme of a character to be your parents' cup of tea you'd probably put them at around a 1 or a 2. This is in no way a traditionally 'low' score, it's just heavily weighted to one end of the scale.
Alternatively, if you were dating a guy who is polite, very well mannered, who your parents would definitely love, but doesn't like staying out after 11pm or drinking more than two units in a week, you'd probably rate him closer to an 8 or a 9 on the scale, depending of course on your own preferences.
The idea for most people would be to find a partner who is as close to a balanced 5 as possible.
The idea is to compare how much you enjoy seshing (British, partying) with them, against how comfortable you think you would feel introducing them to your parents.
For example, if you were dating a girl who's an absolute riot and a great laugh on a night out, but maybe too extreme of a character to be your parents' cup of tea you'd probably put them at around a 1 or a 2. This is in no way a traditionally 'low' score, it's just heavily weighted to one end of the scale.
Alternatively, if you were dating a guy who is polite, very well mannered, who your parents would definitely love, but doesn't like staying out after 11pm or drinking more than two units in a week, you'd probably rate him closer to an 8 or a 9 on the scale, depending of course on your own preferences.
The idea for most people would be to find a partner who is as close to a balanced 5 as possible.
Yeah so I met this girl off tinder, she's fucking mental hanging out with her, I've never seen a girl do so much tequila in one night, absolute mad one, I'm definitely gonna keep seeing her but god would she ever not be appropriate to come to my cousin's wedding next month, on The SWAMP Scale I'd rate her at around a 2.
by yeahalrightthanks October 20, 2021
Get the The SWAMP Scalemug. A scale system typically from “1-10” to average one’s level of consciousness, self awareness and intelligence within one’s being , this scale is advised over the common “attractive scale” to prevent time wasting and furthering understanding of the subject to the “Bot Scale” , not to be confused with the “personality scale “ this scale is strictly to judge one’s level of stability
Jimmy : yo ,how was ur date with that baddie, you definitely scored a 10/10
Tarik : yeah she’s attractive, but she’s definitely not all the way there , she like 3/10 on the bot scale .
Jimmy: DANGGGGG
Tarik : yeah she’s attractive, but she’s definitely not all the way there , she like 3/10 on the bot scale .
Jimmy: DANGGGGG
by RiriThaLover March 3, 2023
Get the Bot Scalemug. Vlada's scale: when Vladimir does something, so you say to your friend 'how much are you *something* on a scale from zero to vlada'
Vuk: *pokazuje Emi stori* ' Od kada je vlada postao bejzik devojčica?'
Ema: 'Koliko si bejzik na skali od 0 do Vlada?' (using Vlada's scale)
Vuk: ' Vidi ima još i onog pingvina'
Ema: 'Koliko si bejzik na skali od 0 do Vlada?' (using Vlada's scale)
Vuk: ' Vidi ima još i onog pingvina'
by Jeremy's pneumonia January 21, 2018
Get the Vlada's scalemug. by mommys__littlemonster May 19, 2009
Get the green scalemug.