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Super Jesus

An extremely attractive, very buff, extremely tan man. That has the ability to see into the future, read minds, and teleport. He is very funny and loves dinosaur silly bandz. Can also be called SJ or Super J. You must address him by Sir.
by Lilgurl July 20, 2010
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Super Friend

A person that is always there for his/her friends, no matter what, occasionally running aroung in a cape shouting at the top of their lungs, that they are, indeed, a Super Friend.
by Christina_Chaos October 2, 2007
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Super-Dan

A highly intelligent guy. He has rock your face off super hero abilities, such as: being hilarious, being an awesome friend, digging for gold, and well doing a not so great backflip into a pile of leaves and almost breaking his neck.

Warning: Not safe for children under the age of 3, he'll poke your eye out.
Whoa that guy is a Super-Dan!

Digging for gold is a Super-Dan thing to do!

Golly Gee Willikers it's Super-Dan!
by Someperson January 27, 2005
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Super Senior

A Senior from the previous school year that should be a freshmen in college or sticking around the town in which their parents reside in. Usually hangs out with High Schoolers or has a High School girlfriend and hangs out her with everyday.
Me: "Damn is that Kyle? He graduated like three years... He went to Community College and dropped out."

Friend: "Yeah man he's such a Super Senior."
by chillinbrah August 24, 2011
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super straight

A person, usually a man, who is a closeted gay with a piss kink. They go by the term "super straight" to identify each other so they would know who to have sex with, and who to send nude photos, videos of them pissing or drinking piss to.
"Did you know that Davis is super straight?"
"Lmao, what a queer."
by Miumybeloved March 14, 2021
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Super Sex

When having intercourse with a super hero. In most cases, Superman because we all know he sleeps around behind Lois' back.

Or sleeping with a prostitute who has slept with a super hero (Superman)

It's rare, but when sleeping with a Super Hooker, you may contract a SSTD (Super Sexually Transmitted Disease)
Broseph: "Dude... I slept with this hooker last night and I think I've got crabs... Thing is though, they were the size of a koala and trying to kill me..."

Broski: "Sounds like a SSTD brah... You probably had Super Sex..."
by RachelShmee November 12, 2011
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Super straight

Super straight isn’t a sexuality and is a term used for transphobic people to be transphobic. If you identify yourself as “super straight” you officially a dumb ass
“ I’m Super straight so I only date REAL women”🤓
“ No Ethan your just transphobic get a job
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