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b-shirt

A t-shirt you get free when every you buy a case of beer. Usually given away as a promotion.
Frat Guy One: Hey, did you get the beer?
Frat Guy Two: Yah, and a free b-shirt to go with it.
by ThePsychoMachine March 4, 2009
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dessert shirt

A flowy blouse worn when planning on consuming dessert or more than one course to maintain looking thin throughout the meal.
OMG a 7 course meal, I cannot wear this tight dress; definitely requires my dessert shirt.
by kari1981 January 5, 2011
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Elmo shirt

Guy 1: Dude, come at look at this elmo shirt Katy Perry is wearing on SNL!

Guy 2: Excuse me while I go masturbate
by magoo112 September 29, 2010
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The Shire effect

Best explained by Frodo Baggins to Gandalf about Bilbo’s 111th birthday.
"Half the Shire's been invited. And the rest of them are turning up anyway."

Often happens at weddings and teenage/frat parties or events in small towns. What happens is when you invite your “A List” of family and friends half say they are not coming. So you send out your “B list” to give them a chance to come and hopefully keep the minimum number of people you set out to invite. However what can happen instead is that the people who said they weren’t coming come and even brings guests as well. Because of the majority of people moving in with each other instead of getting married marriage has become an "event".
Mother of the bride: "Hey was that the Andersons? I thought the invite said that they couldn't bring their kids. And who is that?"

Maid of honor"Its the Shire effect mom."
by thehostesswiththemost-est December 3, 2011
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T-shirt Training

T-shirt training refers to going to the gym with the sole purpose of gettin' buff for da ladiezzzzz. Often performed before a big night out in order to look fresh, a t-shirt training session involves doing bench press, biceps curls and tricep extensions in order to get PUMPED!!!!!!! Although such a routine will leave you with a disproportionate upper body half, this is not an issue as massive 'guns' are DENCHHHHH!!!!

It is a well know fact that if you perform a big t-shirt sesh before a night out, you are 99.99% more likely to get laid.
"Yo playa, you gonna put in a t-shirt training sesh before going out tonight?"

"You know it brother gotta stay fresh for ma bitches. LEAVE IT YEAH!!!"
by Ali A-H October 21, 2012
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numpty shirt

An extremely unfashionable shirt which is guaranteed to make any wearer look like a total spaz.
Fuck mine dude, get away from me when you are wearing that numpty shirt!!!
by Insert name here...... October 8, 2013
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Twerk Shirt

The shirt that is worn to during the first twerk and from then on will be known as the twerk shirt.
Somebody Twerks out of the blue, the shirt that they wore is from then on the Twerk Shirt.
by Wolfx10 November 25, 2013
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