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scresh

To,leap,jump,slide or lunge in with two feet, studs showing above an opposition players ankle. Making full contact with the bone not attempting to get the ball in football. Usually resulting in a lot of pain, or ultimately ending a carrea.
Oh my god that was a top scresh on that striker with the yellow boots

What a malaka he just got screshed
by Neville Warren February 7, 2010
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rusty screwdriver

joe got a rusty screwdriver last night in prison, he must have dropped the soap
by john gilboy September 30, 2006
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screwling

A girl that is quite utterly minging ie; a screwling bit of llinth. Disgusting woman that should not be allowed out, usually found with her gunt (gut/cunt) hanging over her white mini skirt, and a pair of white boots over her fankles (Fat ankles) to match. Plenty of chav jewellery on show such as big medallions on her fands (fat hands) and her farms (fat arms) on full display and a name like Tanya.
Most women from Port Talbot or Neath fit the bill.
A screwling girl. what a disgusting screwler.
by mattdav1es November 17, 2006
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screwb

The word Screwb is based largely off of the word Scrub from the show "Scrubs". It usually becomes an annoying mantra and common word to fill in blank spaces.
<MooseFood> Look at all those nubs in the server.
<Dude>Stfu, Screwb. You're the noob.

<MooseFood> Screwb!
<MooseFood> Screwb!
<MooseFood> Screwb!
<MooseFood> Screwbular Tubular!
<MooseFood> Lewl
<MooseFood> Lwlz
by RifeHeretic September 5, 2007
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cork screw

were you have anal sex with a chick and she sticks her as in the air. and u have someone spin you around in a circle.
i cork screwed cindy for 500 spins
by jizman December 14, 2007
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screw driver

A white supremesist that often follows the Ku Klux Klan to rallies.
The mother fuckin screw drivers were all out at the KKK rally this weekend
by Pearl Tongue June 6, 2003
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screwdiddle

Man, what a screwdiddle.
by dclair April 25, 2007
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