joan rivers

A person that judges everebody and thinks that she is perfect, but is actually fake as can be.

Dude 1: "She judges everyone!". Dude 2: "Well what did you expect, she's a total Joan Rivers".

by LoonyLana March 18, 2013

Reverse Heart Attack

The constraining feeling in your chest after you drank too much coffee or just consumed an energy drink. You feel antsy, paranoid, energized and sick all at the same time. Much like the feeling you get when you're having an anxiety attack but is not painful.

Getting little sleep the night before, Jill drank three cups of coffee on an empty stomach and later felt the symptoms of a reverse heart attack.

by D(2) June 12, 2008

Reverse 69

1. Noun: The act of two people performing oral sex to each other at the same time, in which the man is on top, performing cunnilingus, and lowers his penis down into the mouth of the woman.
2. Verb: To perform oral sex at the same time, but with the man on top and the woman on the bottom. Sometimes accompanied by a Blackjack.

1. Noun: Guy 1, "I gave Sally a Reverse 69 last night."
Guy 2, "Cool. Did you give her a blackjack as well?"

2. Verb: Girl, "Let's Reverse 69 tonight!"
Guy, "Okay, but let me drink some laxative first."
Girl, "Why?"
Guy, "No reason."

by Captain Hot Pocket March 3, 2009

reverse Hot karl

The act of shitting in anothers mouth then wrapping saran wrap around their head.

After Tims reverse hot karl I got kinda sick

by flipster October 31, 2007

Reverse Sour Patch

When a seemingly cute and sweet girl is actually heartless and possesses the ability to suck out one's soul. Much like a sour patch which is sour then sweet, except reverse. (a.k.a RSP)

Peter Allyson was walking down the street and gave dunch a hug, then she proceeded to suck out his soul. Peter pulled a Reverse Sour Patch

by victim of the sour patch November 27, 2010

Reverse Puberty

The opposite of puberty. Your voice gets higher. Your dick gets smaller. You begin to look like an overgrown five-year-old. It makes you a castrato without the castration. It really sucks.

Evan just underwent reverse puberty and now he's pedobait.

by REEDRDS September 28, 2015

Reverse Twinkie

A person who is usually white that acts like, or wishes they were of the asian persuasion.

Lee: Did you see Jim's Manga and Anime collection?
Ping: Ya I know, it's huge!
Lee: He's Such a reverse twinkie!

by Erika Nakagawa May 27, 2008