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Shenanigans rule

The shenanigans rule states that at any time during the first five minutes of a first online/Tinder date, either party may call "shenanigans!" at which point, both parties proceed to pound their drinks and leave with no hard feelings. The intention of the shenanigans rule is to save everybody time in those awkward situations where it is just never going to happen...
Hey, it was really great to meet you, and this pop-up cider bar is amazing, but I'm gonna go ahead and use the shenanigans rule to save us both some time here...
by kanaat79 October 21, 2015
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Rule#1

I knew I had made a mistake in messing with that homeless “brutha” on the light rail, when he went off calling me a “racist” because I suggested he not urinate on the seat in the train.
Dude, if you had followed rule#1 and not engaged in interaction with that “teen”, you might not have gotten beat up!
by 1Icemonkey May 30, 2019
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road rules

A show on mtv, on which they pick a group of people to travel an area of the world together and complete missions
The new season of road rules is on crack
by kdawg July 9, 2003
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Bernie Rule

Similar to the game, the Bernie Rule is invoked when someone yells out "Bernie!" At that point, all those who know the Bernie Rule must Move it Like Bernie for the next five seconds.

Those who don't know the rule and ask what happened must be informed, and are from that point susceptible to the Bernie Rule.

One person is allowed three (3) Bernie Calls per day.
I was in class when the Bernie Rule was invoked! Ten students and the professor Bernied, and the rest of the class knows the rule now too!
by pistonsfan1600 May 4, 2011
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Rule -1

If there is no definition of the rule you searched up, it is your civil duty to make a definition for it.
Girl: I tried to find a rule for women on top of men, but I cant find one...
Man: rule -1. Stop being lazy you slut.
by Sonicwave.exe May 10, 2021
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gimlican rule

the rule that any 1 entity is considered as one person or objective, mainly in contests to kill large numbers.

no matter the size, strenght or condition, it still "counts as one."
the battle for minas tirith:

*legolas just took down a huge Eliphaunt with 3 arrows straight to the head*

gimly: That still counts as one!

this is known as the Gimlican Rule of Kill Measurement.
by semois November 10, 2011
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Rule 1701

Do not take the name or image of Captain Jean Lic Picard (Patrick Stewart) in vien.
Patrick Saywze Died on Sept 14th 2009 and pictures of Patrick Stewart flooded the Internet with "1940-2009" captioned. Confusing many into believing our Captain had gone down with his ship.

The Internet responded by saying this was going to far, and Rule 1701 should be passed so a tragic even like this will never take place again
by KZR September 15, 2009
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