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Textual Relationship

What losers and cheaters do. Loser women who can't get a man of their own text other womens' guys sexy fake stuff so the guy will feel all special. The cheater guys text back because they think they are special and this ho who texts them constantly really understands.
Jewel and Paul are having a textual relationship and Paul is about to lose his family over it.
by All in the Family May 13, 2010
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intersectional relationship

a band geek that dates, goes out with,makes out with or has a friends with benefits relationship with another band geek from a different section
for example:

a clarinet player dating somebody in low brass
She is finally in an intersectional relationship with that hot new tuba player
by JoshP August 22, 2006
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long distance relationship

Theoretical construct to continue having sex with someone who is hot but lives far away and is not worth moving for, but is worth visiting from time to time for a change from all the regular sex you are getting.
Dude 1: I heard Stacey moved away to go to university, sucks for you.

Dude 2: Psh I just told her we'd have a long distance relationship.

Dude 1: I like your style.
by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011
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Open relationship

Relation based on couple who can see other people.

The people into open relationship say that:
-they are more honest and successful than the people into closed ones,
-that people into closed ones are jealous of them,
-that people into closed ones are being said since they were child that open relationships are bad.
-that people into closed ones are not free minded*

Open relationships doesn't impeach:
-lies
-cross the rules

Moreover, people involved are not fully free, they are still held down by rules and the one you're in couple with.

Free minded here means that you have to follow all the ideas that free minded groups have. Closed minded means that you follow all ideas "regular" groups have.
By following, a group of idea, which group can say that they are more free than the other group?

People in "regular" relationships just think that you are in useless stuff.

Being single is the real status that you makes you really free.
A is in an open relationship with his girlfriend.

A flirts with every girl he meets and sometimes have sex whereas the rule is to not have sex.

Then he come back home and say that he just flirted with B, C, D. So, his girlfriend thank him for have not crossed any rule (whereas he did).

He actually loves to have this image of perfect prince fully dedicated with NO FLAWS and still act dirty undercover.
by lilasian87 October 22, 2012
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open relationship

an open relationship is a when two people like eachother, but you only call it a relationship when either partners legs are spread wide open like a pterodactyl's wings. otherwise theyre just regular-ass friends.
"yo bro i heard you and aaron were in an open relationship?"
"yeaah i mean we were last night!"
"whachu mean fool?"
"i mean me and aaron had relations when i tagged that ass wide open last night. hence open relatioship."
by markky mizzark February 2, 2008
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Russian Relationship

A relationship where if the girl doesn't like something that the guys does, she has to get used to it. Common in Russia and other European countries.
Josh and Ivanna are in a Russian Relationship
by PoI_DoS November 1, 2009
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Recess Relationship

A short term relationship like one you would find at elementary school, where it only lasts till recess is over.
Man I sware those two only lasted for a day! Must be a Recess Relationship!
by Another2maro June 1, 2011
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