pavement princess

a street-walking prostitute

I was so horny. I spent some money on a pavement princess.

by Felix January 14, 2005

princess palm and her five sisters

a womans hand in description of a sexual act either to herself (a very talented woman) or to a man (tossing the caber)

' yesterday i had princess palm and her five sisters '
' you bucket, i can only manage 2 sisters '

by uncle super schlong June 17, 2003

Princeton

Not really a part of New Jersey, Princeton stands out in many ways. In denial about their proximity to Trenton, residents choose to focus on the elitist university that proudly stands in their midst and the athletic communities that fester as a result. The Princeton Public schools are nationally recognized but anyboby who's anyone goes to private school mainly starting in kindergarden, or at latest, in 6th grade. All the avant-garde highschoolers go to boarding schools, mainly exeter, hotchkiss, taft, and of course Lawrenceville. All middle schoolers dream of going to lawrenceville. For those who aren't ready to leave yet apply as a day student. Only the best of the best get in as day students, and the others are forced to sever ties with homes and move out. Weekends are spent in town shopping at j.crew or morning runs by small world coffee or, as a last resort, starbucks. In June and into mid July children attend sports camps usually focusing on soccer in the early years, eventually progressing onto squash and lacrosse. By august everyone is gone either to Nantucket, the Cape, the Vinyard, or Fishers Island. Most people have nicknames that are printed on the back of appropriately faded sweatshirts, worn with seven jeans, and flip flops year round.

Kelsey: Hey Mads how are you? I haven't seen you in Princeton since forever!
Mady: OMG kels I KNOW I can't believe how long its been! Want to run to small world?
Kelsey: Ah I was just there this morning on my way to lville. Lets go to Halo Pub and you can tell me all about Taft!
Mady: Well, theres not much to tell since you guys killed us at sweet laxin!

Princeton is the New Jersey version of Greenwich.

by anonymous12945738 May 18, 2006

Princess Cheesecurl

The unfortunate medical disorder that effects teenage boys ages 15+ which causes the males penis to curl at such an angle that penis will actually resemble a cheese curl there is no known cure for this disorder and the only people who have actually witnessed the condition live in locations of Maine and Chicogo and have remained nameless, but have told doctors that its scent resembles that of taco bell

"Haha hey princess Cheesecurl"

"dude shutup it dosen't even look like that"

"......right......."

by HHHEEELLLPPP! April 14, 2009

Princess Sophie

An evil one-eyed snake who vommits when excited. Occasionally, the vommit can be projectile - harming those in its path.

To all men - look in your pants.
To women - look in your man's pants.

by ANONYMOUS November 18, 2003

Princess Soul

The gayest person in the world.
Will and Grace have nothing on him.

Princess Soul cries in his sleep because someone on the internet said he was a dumb queer. Which is true of course.

by bane August 5, 2003

Princess Poutine

n, (prin-sess poo-teen)
An older, oblivious, French-Canadian scatter-brained female in authority (such as a manager, teacher, CEO) who has a knack for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time and is overtly overweight and disproportionate.

Comes from: princess and poutine

I come in Monday morning, tired from working all weekend, and there she is, eating her donut in the hallway. I say "Hello" and PRINCESS POUTINE has the audacity to say "Good afternoon, you look well rested." I wanted to slap her pancake ass into next week.

by JustMeMan May 21, 2006