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Phantom Breeding

When you nut in your hand and let it dry so when you shake a girls hand, your nut gets on her hand so when she pleasures herself later that night there is a chance of her getting pregnant.
Guy 1: “I got my english teacher pregnant through phantom breeding.”

Guy 2: “LETS GOOOOO”

*both high five each other*
by Idrv64s October 6, 2021
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Phantom7vex

Some guy who mods for a minecraft server. Legends say he ate a 10 pack of chalk when he was 6.

Another word for "random" or "who is that guy?"
Squid- Hey Joshy, who's that guy over there?

Joshy- I'm not sure, he must be a Phantom7vex
by vSquidzz May 9, 2022
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Panton

Current butt dart champions of South Korea. Someone who enjoys docking, bussy, dingle donut. Often found jealously gaging on Juvat cock while they’re blue sisters rub fluffies. Pantons have a very deep skinship with each other and love being biebophiled.
Hey look those pantons are docking behind the jet
by Mr. Crush Em July 23, 2022
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Phantom cum

When you cum on yourself and don't see it until 20 minutes later you find a Spot of cum on your stomach
"Ahh damn cum i got phantom cum"
by Nxjhen November 19, 2022
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Boom Phantom

An individual who perpetrates an indecent act or acts, such as shitting on the coats, and then disappears. As originally discussed by Dane Cook
Margerie - I think someone may have shit on the coats

Arthur - There seems to be a distinct possibility that someone has shit on or around the coats.

Boom Phantom (perpetrator) - I hope it wasn't my coat (disappears)
by malarky2020 May 26, 2011
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A phantom

A phantom is a shit that mystically appears in the vicinity of another person with no explanation as to who or how it was laid.

Example 1. While camping Rodney is woken by the sounds of birds chirping. He alights from his sleeping bag and unzips the tent fly. His nostrils are hit with the stench of a fresh turd and on looking down he observes a large Mr whippy shit. As he is camping with his friend Jerry he imagines it was him who laid "the phantom" but he has no proof.

Example 2. Sams neighbour's car is using his front yard as a cat litter and depositing excrement on his property daily. On e night Sam has finally had enough so he walks next door and does "a phantom" on the front door step. As he is a delivery driver at 5am on waking instead of pumping out a stomach cable on the porcelain throne he heads next door and phantoms next to the letterbox.
Some little fuck has done "a phantom" in my work boots that I left at the front door!
by It's the OG Phantom Shitter September 19, 2016
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Gray Phantom

Defintion of Bad*ssary in a whole different level, where the word is too indescribable and thus making the conversation end.
P1; Hey your a f*cking Gray Phantom
P2; What?
P1; THE DEFINITION OF BAD*ASSARY YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
P2; Ok, i just asked a questi-
P1; ARE YOU GOING TO STAND THIER AND BE LOST YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL?
P2; You know what? F*ck you too, im leaving.
by Relic Attendant February 4, 2020
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