1. you have to poop but dont want to in the toilet
2. so you ask your boyfriend/girlfriend to do something ang gets in the mood
3. you tell him close his eyes and then you start pooping on him and he smells it
4. then he licks it and gets to having fun with her/he
2. so you ask your boyfriend/girlfriend to do something ang gets in the mood
3. you tell him close his eyes and then you start pooping on him and he smells it
4. then he licks it and gets to having fun with her/he
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by Charisto123 May 9, 2023
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Beginning:
The first hour is the easiest. You eat away with no repercussions. Your stomach starts to feel bloated. Regret sets in, but it’s far too late.
Middle of the night:
You wake up to pressurized air in your ass. It builds and builds and you risk it, just air. Mere seconds later, the most toxic, gut wrenching smell goes into what was your nose. One whiff strong enough to put down an elephant. The second it hits your nose, you get sent into shock. Paralyzed, you’re have to smell even more.
Throughout the day:
The farts smell worse and worse. A constant smell of radioactive farts. You feel the solid shit flow through your intestines. It holds back the liquid shit behind it.
Its time:
You feel the final solid shit reach your asshole. On the way to the bathroom, you mentally prepare yourself for hell. You sit down, bracing your mind and body. The shit comes out and liquid mixed with air shoots out after. Splattering the whole inside of the toilet. Any harder, the toilet would explode. The noises coming out your ass compete with your mouth. The shrieks you let out make your neighbors think your are being killed. After you expelled the haunted shit, you grab your toilet paper supply. You wipe, and wipe, and the toilet paper comes out no cleaner than before. After awhile, you ass is finally clean. But it’s wise to take a shower.
Aftermath:
You get over this traumatizing event, but deep down, you know it will happen again. :)
Beginning:
The first hour is the easiest. You eat away with no repercussions. Your stomach starts to feel bloated. Regret sets in, but it’s far too late.
Middle of the night:
You wake up to pressurized air in your ass. It builds and builds and you risk it, just air. Mere seconds later, the most toxic, gut wrenching smell goes into what was your nose. One whiff strong enough to put down an elephant. The second it hits your nose, you get sent into shock. Paralyzed, you’re have to smell even more.
Throughout the day:
The farts smell worse and worse. A constant smell of radioactive farts. You feel the solid shit flow through your intestines. It holds back the liquid shit behind it.
Its time:
You feel the final solid shit reach your asshole. On the way to the bathroom, you mentally prepare yourself for hell. You sit down, bracing your mind and body. The shit comes out and liquid mixed with air shoots out after. Splattering the whole inside of the toilet. Any harder, the toilet would explode. The noises coming out your ass compete with your mouth. The shrieks you let out make your neighbors think your are being killed. After you expelled the haunted shit, you grab your toilet paper supply. You wipe, and wipe, and the toilet paper comes out no cleaner than before. After awhile, you ass is finally clean. But it’s wise to take a shower.
Aftermath:
You get over this traumatizing event, but deep down, you know it will happen again. :)
I’m lactose intolerant, but I still ate ice cream. I had to go through the “poop- lactose intolerant variant” event.
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