Police

Complete and total Swine that never do their jobs and almost always are the racists and jerks they pretend not to be.

by Michael Reiter June 27, 2003

police scanner

a method used by a close associate of a rock band that uses this to find the most desirable groupies he can see and baits them into the backstage waiting room while the band takes care of business on stage...

sadly the groupies find out after hours of waiting that the band members have just played a horrible practical joke on them and are already partying back at the hotel.

we use the best police scanners on our tour to keep up the band's moral.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

fuck police

people that tell you to stop saying fuck when you are saying fuck

Bill:shut the fuck up you little fuck

Bob: stop saying fuck or else (bob being the fuck police)

Bill: what are you the fuck police or something

by whisper101 June 23, 2010

police cadet

A person who thinks they are 'special' or 'important' because it says cadet in their title. However this is wrong because they don't do anything like the ATC, ACF or the SCF. They should really be called police scouts

Ooohhh look its a special police cadet who thinks he's important

by bananacake01 March 10, 2015

Police Officer

A person who protects civilians and enforces State or Federal law.

"A Police Officer pulled me over today, I was going 45 in a School Zone."

by PikaPikaGamer June 18, 2020

White Police Officer

When said, people usually use it when talking about how a white police officer has killed yet another black man/woman because of their lack of melanin.

That white police officer is looking over here. Go 20 mph below the speed limit. You don't want to die

by Bitch, bitch, you're a dick March 19, 2017

call the police

a phrase said by a person when stating that they wish to hear a song by the English rock group "The Police"

call the police

...

roooooooxanne...

by jayzeejunior May 30, 2011