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polishplayer411

1337 glow stick MASTA loves loud music with beet and base
polishplayer411 got his party on
by notasobrighta July 27, 2003
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polish tickler

1. When a man has genital warts on his cock
I went to the doctor to see about these bumps on my one-eyed willy so I could get rid of them, and he said, "relax son, now you have a polish tickler for the ladies!"
by Johnnysoulpole September 16, 2005
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Polish Pride

Slang term for a miniscule penis. Popularized by Andy, certainly an owner of such and apendage
Dude, I knew Sally left you because of your polish pride, but Jesus, that thing is small!
by Glorious Praisers October 22, 2008
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polish abortion

Darrin had a polish abortion, having already produced an heir to the throne.
by Dags August 8, 2005
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Polish man

He is incomparable, illusive & unique unlike any other.
He is handsome, muscular & gentle.
Ge chooses words wisely, and speaks calmly.
He makes you feel everything good.
He lights your *fire and it burns for him. *Hot & cold on occasion.
He drives you crazy, & he likes your crazy crazy in bed.
You want more of him always & it hurts because he is busy or vanished.

He texts on an app & does't ever call or want your number, so he can disappear.
He tells you what he thinks you want to hear. "You'll want to believe him but it's too good to be true.

He texts every few months/years for a hot night, & you'll do anything to see him him again - extreme magnetic force.

You arnt sure what his real name is.
You'll forever want him to hold your hand. - he never will.

You can't remember his eyes but you dream of him when your eyes close.
You smile when he texts because he is everything.

He is a player or married, but you'll never know
-"your amazing! where did you come from "?
-Poland

I don't know his name I call him "Polish Man"
by rube tube April 26, 2020
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polish bike ride

For those whore are sexually ignorant. Involves either male or female using misproportioned inanimate objects and inserting said objects into orfice. This in turn brings about pain and pleasure.
The dumb cunt should take a polish bike ride and leave me alone!
by jizzohn November 10, 2004
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Polish sixty-nine

Performed when you lik your armpit and wank at the same time
I got no female, but I always got the good old polish sixty-nine
by jalleminator January 7, 2010
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