muscular poodle

A particularly muscular, generally large nose that has the semblance of a poodle or is positioned on the face of a person who resembles a poodle.

Sally: I wonder if that boy's muscular poodle gets in the way when he snogs girls.

Henrietta: I wonder if that boy snogs girls at all, on account of him having a muscular poodle in the first place.

by BestSkeptic July 21, 2008

Mud Puddle

A name for a female with an extremely loose vagina (derived from the fact that having sex with her would be equivalent to sex with a mud puddle).

"Damn that girl's lookin' good!"
"Don't bother bro. I hit it last week, she's a total mud puddle"

by Elderberry715 April 26, 2012

Piddle Fart

Verb where you fart so hard, you piss a little

I laughed so hard i piddle farted

by Top flight security 46158 March 10, 2018

peddle

Another word for smoking (cigarettes)

I'm guna go out to peddle
--> I'm guna go out to smoke(cigarettes)

I dont peddle that much..
I dont smoke that much.

by mountaincantelope July 28, 2007

mud puddle

a big black person.

also known as a melted chocolate ice cream cone.

dude look at that fat black chick!

woaaah! she is a mud puddle!

by bammm!105 June 7, 2011

Paddle

Accidental Twat, with a bad hair cut, dress sense, sense of humour and a desire to be someone hes not. Suspected gay and all round condecending wanker.

Shut the fuck up you are being such a paddle.

You are turning into Padddle

by V.N.A.M May 17, 2006

puddle

a collective noun for group of douchebags

"Bush and his cronies were a complete puddle of douchebags"

by J. Space January 22, 2009