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Plate Racist

Person who recognizes the superiority of dishes part way 'tween plates and bowls and decree other dishes to be inferior
In the end we're all just plate racists who want to find bowls that sort of look like plates that are sort of like bowls.
by Ive_had_wrse January 20, 2024
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PLATE-LUNCH POSITIVE

When you’re so sure of something, you’re willing to settle it by betting a Plate-Lunch.
Joe-Shmo: Bruh, You sure you know where you going?
Braddah-man: Cuz, I’m plate-lunch positive. This is my stomping grounds!
by WunEyeFricka January 22, 2024
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Platecore

a variation of metalcore which invokes memories of your father throwing a ceramic plate at your head
Hey did you hear that new platecore band? No that kind of music makes me uncomfortable
by FartFantasia April 28, 2024
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Platecore

a variation of metalcore which invokes memories of your father throwing a ceramic plate at your head
Hey did you hear that new platecore band? No that kind of music makes me uncomfortable
by FartFantasia April 28, 2024
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Plate of Chopped meat

A phrase used to describe an ugly looking vagina. It has often been well used and and its appearance resembles raw chopped red meat with no distinguishing features.
I shagged a proper slag last night, her minge looked like a plate of chopped meat
by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024
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Platerror-Chewma

Platerror-Chewma (noun):

A rare, highly disturbing psychological condition characterized by vivid, intrusive flashbacks of witnessing an explicit act involving parental figures atop a dining table, immediately before a meal. Symptoms include a lifelong aversion to mealtime settings, uncontrollable gag reflexes triggered by tableware, and a paradoxical compulsion to overanalyze family dynamics.

Treatment for Platerror-Chewma typically involves intensive therapy, avoidance of communal dining, and, in severe cases, opting for standing meals at countertops instead of tables. This condition often leads to the patient coining inappropriate terms during social events, much to the discomfort of others. As well as making up their own definitions on the spot. It’s irreversible and has no treatment to even slow the process.
“My therapist says my Platerror-Chewma stems from ‘that night,’ but honestly, I think it’s because Dad winked at me mid-thrust while knocking over the gravy boat.”
by Father McKinley November 30, 2024
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plate

A “plate” (Platonic Date) is a planned date where the person doesn’t really expect anything romantic or serious to come out of it. It’s more of a casual meet-up out of curiosity, politeness, or even boredom. It carries a “no pressure” vibe, and the outcome is uncertain. A date can start as a “plate” and evolve into something more romantic or even into a “bate” if the chemistry shifts.
Emma: “So, you’re going on a date tonight?”
Leo: “Nah, not really. It’s just a plate. We’re grabbing a drink, but I don’t think there’s anything romantic there.”

Alex: “How was your date last night?”
Chris: “Eh, it was more of a plate than anything. We just talked and went home separately.”
by neyiox February 1, 2025
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