piesexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to pie.

person one: god im horny
person two: yeah, i just wanna fuck a pie
person one: ....what?
person two: im piesexual

by Anthony Scott April 13, 2008

hard piss

when you have to push your erect penis painfully all the way down in order to aim at the toilet and wait rather a long time to let it flow

Jim had to suffer a hard piss after jacking off to pornography magazines.

by J00shua December 8, 2007

Long Distance Piss

When a guy tries to go as far away as possible from the toilet or urinal while pissing. Involves a rapid return to normal range if one doesnt wish to piss on the ground after the pressure subsides.

I'll give you a hint: A 45 degree angle is the optimum angle for your cock to achieve distance. (incidentally this is the same for throwing a ball or shooting a gun)

by TheDuke March 24, 2005

Cleaning the Pipes

When you go into the bathroom and you end up taking a shit, pissing, and ending with a good ol' hearty fap.

"What the hell is he doing? He's been in the bathroom for 40 minutes."
"Prolly just cleaning the pipes"

by SantasTwerkshop December 28, 2013

taking a piss

urinating. Not to be confused with "taking the piss"

Where's Jeff?

Taking a piss.

by steveh7 September 30, 2009

piss balloon

What uncut men can do if they wake up with a piss boner and pinch the end of their foreskin closed when pissing. The foreskin expands and becomes a piss balloon.

Best done in the shower, or over someone you either really hate or who finds watersports fun, as releasing the skin causes a real explosion of piss.

I had the usual morning piss boner, so I made a piss balloon on the way to the shower.

by rugbyman September 21, 2005

Piss like a banshee

when after holding a piss in for so long that when finally let go it causes you to let a blood curdling yell.

Dude, I have to piss like a banshee

by Redmanistan June 2, 2008