Penguin friend

A rare breed of people who wear red coats and carry penguins as their "members card". They generally worship the cock as their leader/owner but still go back to peck (like a penguin) at their mothers vaginald on most Sunday's as a tradition. They blend into civilisation and look normal to the untrained eye.

Can you see that person over there with the red coat sucking him off? Must be a "penguin friend".

by Cabbage on ferrit March 24, 2011

Penguin Tent

1. A phrase used to describe the appearance of someone who is attractive. Also used as another way of describing an individual as “peng teng”

“That man over there is such a Penguin tent”

by Jaguarjazy April 22, 2020

Penguin

The best thing ever and GOD. Penguins are better than you will ever be even though there flightless birds they can still fly. if you see a penguin admire it and RUN!

Penguin: @#$^%$#$%

You: AAHAHHAGAHAGHAGAHHAGHAGAHAGHAGHAGAH

by TheBowtiepenguin November 22, 2023

penguin

someone who has their feet turned the wrong way

haha! look at Johnny! he's almost walking backwards because he's such a penguin

by suziepoo December 1, 2019

Sketchy Penguin

The style of walk that one performs towards the restroom after sharting in his/her pants.

Check out that chick doing the sketchy penguin! I wonder if she's touching cloth...

by bpennn April 28, 2011

beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.

I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.

by Zen Mutty July 5, 2016

Part time penguin

A man or woman who is willing to glide swing) both ways depending on the economical and geographical conditions

Damn bro did you hear Emilee and Rachel were getting busy with a coat hanger? My dude she’s really a part time penguin.

by Ppleater69 February 25, 2023