hot penguin

Step 1. Collect dog poop at your local dog park.

Step 2. Kidnap an albino.

Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.

"I totally hot penguined that albino kid."

by Armchair General January 31, 2016

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Candy Corn Penguin

As a stuffed animal, they are so cute! In real life however, I don’t think so.

Look, I just won a candy corn penguin plushie!

by Quintopolise April 21, 2021

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A small aquatic mammal that can launch nuked out of its feathers

Hey that small penguin looks cute, oh shit he’s nuking half of our continent run for your fucking life reeeeeeeeee.

by SystemOverload February 05, 2019

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It waddles….
It honks….
And….
It….
eats fish I guess

by PENGUINZZZ July 09, 2022

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Don’t you think a panda reminds you of a penguins colours

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An interesting, cool, usually female person. They're sweet and fun to be around. Everyone loves a penguin!

Maria: Hey shall we invite Jilly to our party friday night?

Jorge: Yeah she's great, she's such a penguin!

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Either an arctic flightless bird or a bunch of small midgets in tuxedos who like the cold.

Penguins are some of the weirdest birds in existence. And yet, we still love them.

by PenguinsAttention April 12, 2020

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