cheddar penguin

When you fuck her so hard with ground up gold fish crackers on your dick that she has to walk like a penguin afterwards.

Wow I can’t believe I just cheddar penguined her.

by 696969699696 February 26, 2018

Penguins

A group of black people who always huddle up like penguins and scream

Them penguins over there was talking about my momma.

by sloppy poppy May 11, 2018

hot penguin

Step 1. Collect dog poop at your local dog park.

Step 2. Kidnap an albino.

Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.

"I totally hot penguined that albino kid."

by Armchair General October 10, 2016

beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.

I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.

by Zen Mutty July 5, 2016

Awkward Penguin

A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.

She was about to get hypothermia, but the awkward penguin warmed her fingers.

by G009 June 1, 2016

Jacked up penguin

Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.

That car is jacked up.... like a jacked up, jacked up penguin!

by Sterling1235 June 14, 2016

taylor penguins

the penguin of the night that everyone hates and loves

I hate Taylor Penguins, but damn she's hilarious

by heh ehhe December 31, 2012