barnacle parenting

Overly attached/clingy parenting, as compared to the hypervigilance of helicopter parenting.
Schools letting parents eat lunch with their kid every day is just encouraging more barnacle parenting.
by dietotaku February 25, 2019
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3rd parent

A step parent. Mom 1st, dad 2nd, step-dad or step-mom 3rd.
My 3rd parent is coming to my game.
by Septdee June 23, 2018
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National Hug Your Parents Day! They love you so much. So them how grateful you’re for them with a hug. 🙈
by Barbie.Blondie.18 January 27, 2022
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sensitive parent

A parent (or any person really) who is offended by absolutely everything. Like to the point where SuperMarioLogan's entire YouTube channel (It's a great channel you should check it out) was demonitized because sensitive parents thought coloring plush toys green like zombies is innapropriate and a danger to society (We need this to end!) These people naturally hate things like Jeffy or Online games because in their insane minds, these simple everyday things will lead to the ultimate destruction of the universe as we know it.
alsgalskg- "Have you heared of Langlanhna;dh?
hgfgucowet- "ya, he has sensitive parents, they won't let him watch Jeffy for some reason.
alsgalskg- "ik, what an asshole! (The sensitive parent, not langlanhna;dh.)
by jeffyouhouh April 02, 2018
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The Parental Mantra

What do you do if you child's a cunt?
Kick that brat out and light up a blunt.
by shittickler March 22, 2024
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a person who isn't biological related to someone but takes the role of a parent, ON LOCATION!
Parent Locatis (parent on location!) means: a person who isn't biological related to someone but takes the role of a parent, ON LOCATION!
by DOOT DOOT SANUS June 11, 2019
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Parentitis

When daughter or sons are obsessed with their parents. They could never let go of them, you are always with them 24/7 . That is a promblem because if you know you have a man with these serious conditions PLEASE LEAVE HIM. He will never leave his parents and if he does you had promblem dragged him out. And if you didn’t do either that means you are safe because he doesn’t have parentitis.
My boyfriend has parentitis because he always brings him to dates and, I hate it!
by Dayyyyy123478 November 08, 2017
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