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An endangered species, the Roranicus Pondicus is found most commonly in Leadworth. Their is only one known left in the world, as they all died out from various reasons. They are described as having beaky noses. A special feature of the Roranicus Pondicus is when they run, their arms flop everywhere.
Oh yeah. He's a roman too.
Oh yeah. He's a roman too.
Girl 1: Hey, did that guy just get shot by a scaly alien? Is he ok?
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's a Roranicus Pondicus. He'll come back.
Girl 1: Did that guy just drown from a nurse alien mermaid? Is he ok?
Girl 2: No, it's a Roranicus Pondicus, he'll survive.
Girl 1: That Roranicus Pondicus just got disintergrated by an old woman!
*both laugh*
Girl 2: Don't worry, it's a Roranicus Pondicus. He'll come back.
Girl 1: Did that guy just drown from a nurse alien mermaid? Is he ok?
Girl 2: No, it's a Roranicus Pondicus, he'll survive.
Girl 1: That Roranicus Pondicus just got disintergrated by an old woman!
*both laugh*
by casgetouttamyass June 18, 2011
Get the Roranicus Pondicus mug.The extra weight put on your fat, couch riding ass during the Covid-19 lockdown because you got no job and you got no sex so you just eat.
When this is done, I am going to have to get back to the gym and loose these Covid-19 pounds.
My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.
My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.
by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020
Get the Covid-19 Pounds mug."Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.
As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?
As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?
How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.
by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010
Get the Pounded like a rented gerbil mug.1. A male or female who prefers the sexual company of redheaded, pasty skinned partners over all others.
2. A person who seeks out gingers in bars or nightclubs to take home with the intention of having intercourse.
2. A person who seeks out gingers in bars or nightclubs to take home with the intention of having intercourse.
by Breacher_Man April 17, 2014
Get the pumpkin pounder mug.A.K.A. Patriot Act
1. A sex act between a man and a woman, which consists in hanging the woman to the ceiling using leather straps for the legs, engaging in rough coitus, beating the woman's rear end blue, letting go off the straps and finishing on her buttocks. Her strap marks represent the stripes, the buttocks the square and the splooge the stars of the flag of the land of freedom, hence the very appropriate name.
Note: The most ideal way to do it is to use exactly thirteen straps, commit the act against the partner's will and/or knowledge, and do it publicly, to brashly deny it afterwards. The woman, or passive partner, also has to be as light-skinned as possible.
At least four variations of this popular sex technique also exist:
The Liberal:
Giving the passive role to a man, the penetrative role to a woman, or both. Bonus points if it's also interracial.
The Conservative:
Shooting down the passive partner and burying the evidence. Bonus points if everything takes place in the cheapest Roadside Motel avaliable and no condoms are used.
Raising the Flag:
Just as the act is finished, stick a pole no less long than a broomstick on the passive partner's mouth. Actually raising the flagpole high above and saluting a possibly inexistant crowd is optional. Overdoing it may however turn the whole thing into a conservative, so be careful.
The Veteran's Day Homage:
Giving your girlfriend/wife to a real veteran for the purpose of this act.
1. A sex act between a man and a woman, which consists in hanging the woman to the ceiling using leather straps for the legs, engaging in rough coitus, beating the woman's rear end blue, letting go off the straps and finishing on her buttocks. Her strap marks represent the stripes, the buttocks the square and the splooge the stars of the flag of the land of freedom, hence the very appropriate name.
Note: The most ideal way to do it is to use exactly thirteen straps, commit the act against the partner's will and/or knowledge, and do it publicly, to brashly deny it afterwards. The woman, or passive partner, also has to be as light-skinned as possible.
At least four variations of this popular sex technique also exist:
The Liberal:
Giving the passive role to a man, the penetrative role to a woman, or both. Bonus points if it's also interracial.
The Conservative:
Shooting down the passive partner and burying the evidence. Bonus points if everything takes place in the cheapest Roadside Motel avaliable and no condoms are used.
Raising the Flag:
Just as the act is finished, stick a pole no less long than a broomstick on the passive partner's mouth. Actually raising the flagpole high above and saluting a possibly inexistant crowd is optional. Overdoing it may however turn the whole thing into a conservative, so be careful.
The Veteran's Day Homage:
Giving your girlfriend/wife to a real veteran for the purpose of this act.
John A: I gave a good American Pounding to Jazznellie last night.
John B: I have always dreamed of doing that shit! How was it??
John A: Son, It was glorious.
John B: I have always dreamed of doing that shit! How was it??
John A: Son, It was glorious.
by SHITCOCK October 11, 2014
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