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Cargo pants

Pants designed for blue collar people who work in construction or carpentry industry.
Alli Hilfiger's stupid ass thinks her dad, who formerly designed clothes for upper class caucasians, invented cargo pants.
by Kenzie November 25, 2003
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Pussy Pants

the new term for Skinny jeans worn by men.
Look at that wimpy hipster on the corner wearing those tight ass "Pussy Pants!"
by musicbyanton February 5, 2012
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pants vampire

–noun
1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse, that is said to sneak into the closets of unsuspecting, frequently drunk victims, ripping one - and only one - pair of pants before folding and placing it neatly in the middle of the pile.
2. (in Eastern European folklore) a corpse, animated by an undeparted soul or demon with a pants fetish, that periodically leaves the grave and disturbs the living's wardrobes, until it is exhumed and impaled or burned.
3. a person who preys ruthlessly upon other people's pants.
4. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces by ripping their favorite pair of pants.
5. an actress noted for her roles as an unscrupulous seductress, able to seduce the pants off of every and any man she pleases: the vampires of the silent trouser movies.
Chris: Dude, I don't know what happened, but my favorite pair of pants has a huge rip in the ass!

Adam: Pants vampire.
by frannypro April 21, 2009
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Goal Pants

n. A pair of pants that are too small for the owner, but had once been the correct size. The owner insists on keeping the pants and making it a goal to become the same size they once were and thus fit into the pants. After many failed attempts, the goal size may be attained. However two problems usually arise: the goal pants are out of style (usually 10 or more years old) OR the owner proudly wears the pants for a day or two and then celebrates by eating something fattening, like the baconator and their fit lifestyle fades away and they begin to relapse into the round, tubby, person they will always be.
my girlfriend says that she is gonna fit into these pants again (holds up some tiny ass pants)

Damn!!!!! they are tiny, when's the last time that beefy girl wore those?

When she was three!

Now thats some goal pants!
by RedDan69 February 26, 2011
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pants pipe

pretty self explanatory really, but for those of 'tarded nature: A man's part, the love hose; a cock!
"Do you play the pants pipe?"

"I used my pants pipe to spray my mucky notes in her eyes!"
by The Powers September 26, 2006
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Booby pants

An alternative name for a brassiere. A bra.
With her money embreasted in her booby pants she was ready to go.
by Monsk September 22, 2012
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Hot Pants

A side character from the 7th part of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, literally just a woman with pink hair that uses a spray can as a stand on a horse
Person 1: hot pants is a good character
Person 2: ok
by *insert funny jojoke here* October 13, 2020
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