fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.

Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!

by Racereaver December 12, 2010

wallace presentation

A variation on the "middle finger" obscene gesture. The wrist is cocked at a 90 degree angle and only the middle finger is extended straight in the air. Generally considered to be a more elegant way to express "<screw> you".

Steve and Mike gave Andy the Wallace Presentation when Andy asked them to pick up the tab.

by Shames October 11, 2015

Group Project

A social experiment done by schools that almost always ends the same. It'll be one of 2 things. A cruel torture that'll give you a horrible realisation about the world, that you can end up doing all the work and someone else can take half the credit. Or it gives you a week to relax, showing you that you can sit on your arse doing fuck all while someone else works their arse off doing your work for you, and you still get half the credit!

While sometimes people do do equal work for equal credits, it's exceptionally rare.

Teacher: Alright class, we're gonna do a group project this week.
Student:Oh God why have you forsaken me!

by mrperson123 August 31, 2017

Optimum Pride

A Filipino meme when a guy found a truck that looks like Optimus Prime and called it "Optimum Pride", butchering the name of the Autobot icon. It is often followed with manmade transforming sound effects: "eGh auGh ehEh Eh ÆhgH".

"Hey look isn't that 'Optimum Pride'?"
"It's 'Optimus Prime you fucking idiot"
"I dont fucking care what his name is, I just know he goes eGh auGh ehEh Eh ÆhgH then becomes a robot"

by GapingButthole23 November 10, 2021

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

PRDQP

An Italian phrase, "Poche Ragazze Da Quelle Parti", first used in the popular Disney comic "PKNA - Paperinik New Adventures". It means "Few girls over there", and was used by the editorial team to draw attention towards a particularly geeky or sad letter/comment.

Still used today on #PkChat.

<Chatter1> uao ke figo raga, ho fatto 1 programma con gcc ke si interfaccia al totaspane kn linux!!!!
<Chatter2> PRDQP, eh?

by PkerUNO March 2, 2005

prentissexual

having sexual feelings for emily prentiss

are u prentissexual? because i am.

by leilany prentiss December 21, 2020