A man who drunkenly tells female friends that he likes them, knowing they like him too. Then takes back what he said, leaving the girl shell shocked and hurt.
"My friend told me he loved me then said he didn't mean what he said the day after!"
"He did a floore. His loss."
"He did a floore. His loss."
by slippersock October 22, 2013
Get the flooremug. When a slice or wedge of cheese no longer exists on the countertop/plate planes, and has found refuge on the ground level of a room.
Wow I dropped my cheese...again.
Dude, you're acting like a really stinky floor cheese right now bro.
Dude, you're acting like a really stinky floor cheese right now bro.
by quirkyboy November 11, 2021
Get the Floor Cheesemug. <.7.9.7.6.>Any 100% Of The Drum Roll For The LicquorsI Missed, SPilling Onto The Floor Before Engaging With It<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Any 100% Of The Drum Roll For The LicquorsI Missed, SPilling Onto The Floor Before Engaging With It<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Any 100% Of The Drum Roll For The LicquorsI Missed, SPilling Onto The Floor Before Engaging With It<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025
Get the Floor Jammug. A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor
The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning
by GayCloud June 17, 2018
Get the Drunk Floor Man (DFM)mug. Standards being skinny so like if a girl is 234 lbs instead of what people like 80 lbs (witch is unhealthy) so like she’s fat so standards are she’s supposed to be skinny
by Luvmylipgloss1234 February 21, 2022
Get the bars on the floormug. The act of eating Ramen in a bowl on the floor because one does not care about staining their shitty college carpet but they do care about wrecking the duvet they did not have to purchase because its going to have to last for more than a few years and mom and dad are getting WAY less generous....
"Welp its a Tuesday time for some floor ramen. Don't want to stain that duvet no sir."
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"
Friend: "What the fuck is wrong with you eat at the desk you weirdo"
"But on the desk are the papers in the notebooks I also did not have to buy"
Friend: "Just stop get yourself together"
by No stain all the gain #jesus February 6, 2018
Get the Floor Ramenmug.