Poo-Grass

The stinky poo-laden grass that flies back at you, from either wind or deflection, while mowing a lawn saturated with piles of poo.

I was mowing the lawn and poo-grass got blown into my mouth.

by Douglas78 July 2, 2011

grass eyes

When you smoke weed so much that your eyes droop down all the time

Dude1: vro you look really tired
Dude2: nah, I smoked so much weed I got grass eyes

by Deeeeelan February 21, 2018

grass on the field plays

A phrase meaning that as long as the girl or boy has begun growing pubic hair (grass on the field), then they are an acceptable person to have sex with (plays)- regardless of age.

Dude, your sister is looking hot lately!
Asshole! She's 10!
Hey, grass on the field plays.
You're sick man...

by Captain_G-Force February 28, 2018

Grass

The mysterious green spikes that lies on the other side of the portal (door) you don't know what it is.

Touch Grass.

by Shimuf May 17, 2023

Grass

Something you should touch.

Person 1: I need to get off the internet and touch grass.
Person 2: what's grass?

by Rei_The_Fox April 9, 2023

Hi Grass

a cute way to say hi, without being boring. when people say hi grass other people think of them as extremely cool people who are so spiffy and not at all soft.

person 1: hi.

Person 2: Hi Grass!!

person 1: omfg!! you are soo spiffy and cute and so much fun !!

by mr.spiffy July 13, 2010

grass

something i need to u touch

dude stop watching hyunjin fan and and go touch some grass

by tojisrighthand April 21, 2022