"Nah I'm just gonna stay here and surf... work the garden."
-Mathew McConaughey. Surfer Dude (movie)
-Mathew McConaughey. Surfer Dude (movie)
by the most sly of johns February 4, 2009
Get the work the gardenmug. 
A term used by those that are usually in deep shit, or leach off of another entities reputation. This is done by piggy backing off of another entity with a good reputation, so it falsely communicates a sense of "we know what we are doing."
FDA: We issued a letter to Whole Foods saying they f*cked up and mislabeled their food and it made a lot of people with allergies sick.
AMAZON: we're working closely with the FDA to get our shit together.
AMAZON: we're working closely with the FDA to get our shit together.
by whitekarp December 23, 2020
Get the working closelymug. A person you work with that's an idiot that shouldn't have been hired in the first place. They're told to do the simplest task and look at you like they don't know what you're talking about.
Dumb: Hey Lloyd, sweep the aisles today.
Dumber: Harry, what are aisles?
Dumb: Fuck Lloyd! I'm the dumber of us two but you're the dumber, you work idiot.
Dumber: Harry, what are aisles?
Dumb: Fuck Lloyd! I'm the dumber of us two but you're the dumber, you work idiot.
by cpetkunas February 20, 2023
Get the Work idiotmug. A Work Death occurs when a co-worker leaves your team for another company. In reality they're still alive, but the truth is you'll never see that person ever again after they leave. It's as if they've died and gone on to the next (corporate) life.
"Did you hear that Kami is leaving us for a job at MegaCorp?!"
"Dang, I bet we never see her again"
"Oh well, be sure to wish her a Happy Work Death :)"
"Dang, I bet we never see her again"
"Oh well, be sure to wish her a Happy Work Death :)"
by Robthegreat November 10, 2021
Get the Work Deathmug. A local government worker phenomenon wherein which the division of labor between workers and watchers is typically at a higher ratio than private work.
Why is everyone just standing around watching that one guy dig the hole?
That's how county work is done.
That's how county work is done.
by ohjayesimpson August 20, 2020
Get the County Workmug. Have you seen Leah this morning ?
She’s running late. She hooked up with Ryan from accounting last night.
Damn, girls getting her some fine work dick. Hope her man doesn’t find out .
She’s running late. She hooked up with Ryan from accounting last night.
Damn, girls getting her some fine work dick. Hope her man doesn’t find out .
by Lostinthewoods78 June 17, 2021
Get the Work Dickmug.