North Jersey

1. The part of New Jersey that is not south.
2. A place where, according to the rest of the US, people all have Tony Soprano accents (i.e., Joizey, Cawfee, Fuggeddaboutit, etc.)
3. The coolest place on earth, next to Switzerland.
4. The exact opposite of South Jersey, considering the only bodies of water aren't oceans, they're lakes or bays used for industrial purposes, and a place that draws far less tourists (thank God). Have you ever heard someone say "I'm goin' up to Newark for the summer"? I didn't think so.

Those North Jerseyans, all they care about is guns and pizza.

by BridgeIt July 19, 2005

North Carolina

carolina be tha 1st in flight..u heard it rite..that I-95 take u south just rite..where them folks all stuck on pushin that white..hummer shake shaker lock she lock and many more..where them folks carry signs of weapons and cryin wars..whats the business..some people aint in this..i live this..carolina's life stupindous..i'm blessed..to come from a place where the legends are born..yo i die for my city..i kill for my city..and carolina cats we dont show no pity..and when it comes down to it shed tears for my city...divided by the line..united by the grind..tryin to show my shine..tryin to blow my state thats the reason why i rhyme so i stay carolina til the day that i die...

um....iono what to say about an example so i guess i'll just leave this part rite here blank...okay i'll holla

by Keyonte July 7, 2004

North Pole

Where Santa Claus lives, of course!

Since there's barely anything to do up at the North Pole, whenever jolly ole' St. Nick gets bored, he'll just take one of his merry little elves, and throw him to the polar bears.

by Rastablowtorch October 16, 2005

North American River Chicken

A white parasitic bird that supposedly originated by the sea but is now more commonly found roosting at McDonald's awaiting a discarded french fry or clamoring with its pals in a Taco Bell dumpster; a 'seagull'.

While widely regarded as harmless, these birds are known to be dangerous and attack unsuspecting fast food chain customers in large groups known as "militias".

Carla: Yeah, lemme get a #4 Biggie-sized, a #2 --fuck!
Drive Thru Boy: ...Ma'am?
Carla: Goddamn North American River Chickens just crapped all over my car!

911 Operator: Sir, what seems to be the problem?
Raould: The fucking North American River Chicken Militia just jumped my ass at the drive thru! Yeah, take the goddamn ketchup packets too you free-loading bastards!

by Roftlmfaololgtfo February 10, 2010

North-Korean abortion

Person 1- "do you know what a "north korean abortion is?"

Person 2- "I dunno?"

Person 1- "It's where you let your child actually be born and raised in north korea..."

Person 2- "I learned something today..."

Kim-jong il is an example of a "North-Korean abortion"

by MUCHO May 29, 2012

North Korean Nettypot

When a woman jerks a man until near ejactulation, then the man pins down the woman and shoves his dick up one nostril and ejactulats causing the cum to run out the other nostril.

"Hey dude I just saw Jimmy Dean give Betty Crooker the North Korean Nettypot! It was soooo hot!"

by Sammy Lyons January 4, 2015

North Penn

An interjection (related to the location North Penn High School in Lansdale, PA). Used to describe something that isn't done because it would make too much sense if it were to occur. A synonym would be "That would make too much sense." This slang was born from the plethora of problems presented at the high school, as referenced in the definition for North Penn High School.

"Why did we choose to evacuate for a fire drill while it's snowing?"
"North Penn!"

"I can't believe the security staff wasn't there to break up the fight, and the lunchladies had to do it."
"North Penn!"

"Can someone explain to me why the road was closed when conditions were completely fine?"
"North Penn!"

by GoldenPony May 30, 2017