If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

where is minky's comment?

A question almost no one has to ask, since all of Minky's comments are spaced out and easy to find.

Yo, Tsing! Where is Minky's comment?

You will find them easily, they are spaced out with a Minky emoji between them!

by MinkyMan November 20, 2018

where-when

Whereever and whenever one has the time to do something

Where-when give me a call

by Sexydimma June 20, 2021

Where your girlfriend bout

Where your girlfriend at

Hey Mark where your girlfriend bout

Where your girlfriend at

by Danielgotnotime December 9, 2017

I know where you live

Please be prepared for me to come and fuck your little ass

John: you look nice
Susan: thanks
John: I know where you live
Susan: yippee

by Arnoldthemanleyman March 20, 2024

Oh my place where tennis balls are created

What tennis ball from BFDI says instead of 'Oh my God'

Oh my place where tennis balls are created! Its a wall teleporter!

by S0phzero February 23, 2024

whereness

The perspective that something has a real placement

"Where's Jane?"
"IDK, shes probably Outside again."
"Shit. the lack of Whereness there is gonna shit all over her head."

by jackthecutter November 13, 2019