Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

Finals Neck

That cramp in your neck that you get after taking and studying for 3+ -hour finals, usually associated with a temporary hunchback and, often, snapping and popping of joints.

Fred: "How obscene is it that our bio final took up the entire 4 hour block?"

Fran: "It's ridiculous. Two days later and I'm still stuck with finals neck!"

by franzy! October 13, 2011

Trimmer neck

When your neck starts hurting from looking down at weed during trimming.

Man I got some trimmer neck. I’ve been at this all day.

by MaeFlower05 October 16, 2020

Piston Neck

A man who has a piston as a neck and can’t stop his head from going up and down

“YOU FUCKING PISTON NECK”

by TheHungryShoe September 28, 2020

Rooster Neck

A regular ass, BASIC ass, bitch.

You trying to treat me like one of these rooster neck ass hoes Trey

by GHOA5T August 6, 2019

Squirrel Neck

A condition you get when you have licked a pussy for so long that your neck cramps up and you can’t move your head down so it resembles a person hunting squirrels

Dude I went down on that chick for so long that my tongue went numb and I got Squirrel Neck.

by Bali50 May 16, 2019

Goon Neck

A large crewneck used for robbing someone.

"Ay Blood That Nigga Ran Up On Me With A Goon Neck Real Talk"

by Stocktown's Finest November 5, 2011