Jess

A boy who is an absolute jerk. He loves anime, hentai, and girls with big melons front and back. He will date you for your body and ask you for some noodles if yk what i mean.
Person 1- UGH! Jess is such a jerk!
Person 2- Maybe you shouldn't have dated him.
Person 3- How was she supposed to know he was a perv?
Person 1- Ok sir wise- guy person 2 >:(
by Amethyst ♤ May 17, 2020
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tayla: damnnn they're short
jess: taller than your DICK
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Jess

A person (usually from the south of England) that thinks she is the queen of arguments when she never is.
Guy: nah weed is good
Girl: what is wrong with you? weed is fucking bad you scumbag
Guy: stop being a Jess
by Axtive_45 December 27, 2017
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A girl who loves the colour yellow, wears scrunchies , her friends call her a vsco girl for it, uses tik tok only to see hot people and cute videos.
That’s Jessica she’s a bit of a vsco girl
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omg jess
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A dirty bitch who can’t keep her legs shut
“Is that Jess”

No her legs aren’t open, can’t be”
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Noun: A guy with a nice ass, and a smart mouth. The dumbest smart person you will ever meet. Hates being called Jessy. Will borrow your girl. Gives absolutely zero fucks, has an annoying tendency to always be right.
I can’t even be mad at Jess, he’s always right!
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