Late Night Feelings are those melancholic feelings that you get when you're alone at home as night grows later and later. Caused by beeing sleepy, they disappear the next morning and make you feel like a retard.
1: What a beautiful night! How are you?
2: I don't know, I feelodd. Damn late night feelings.
An incredibly regretful hookup that makes you question reality. If you have a Jean night, expect to not be sexually attracted to a woman for a few days after.
A term that describes that the bar or club that you are at is lacking attractive women, and further indicates that the ones present are considered DOGS. Alpo is a brand name of dog food.
I think it's time to go home and call it a night, it looks like it has been another Alpo Night at every bar and club we've been at today, not one hot looking babe in sight!