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Tuesday Night Slayer 

A legend on college campuses that is rarely seen and never identified. He goes out on tuesday nights looking for his next victim.

The man...
The myth...
The legend...

He is the Tuesday Night Slayer
A: Did you hear?
B: What?
A: Tuesday Night Slayer has struck again.
B: Poor girl...

Late Night Feelings

Late Night Feelings are those melancholic feelings that you get when you're alone at home as night grows later and later. Caused by beeing sleepy, they disappear the next morning and make you feel like a retard.
1: What a beautiful night! How are you?
2: I don't know, I feel odd. Damn late night feelings.
Late Night Feelings by Ultraaa April 25, 2013

Friday Night Fuckin' 

When you fuck someone, and immediately start playing Friday Night Funkin' afterwards.
Bro me and my girl did some Friday Night Fuckin' last night

Friday Night Live 

When a lonely guy goes home on a friday night and violently masturbates in his closet, with a sheet of sandpaper, all alone.
Austin: Hey whats up Nick? Why didnt you text me back on Friday?

Nick: Oh sorry man I was up all night doing a friday night live.

Austin: Oh sounds rough. You should invite me next time.

Nick: No. I need my alone time.

Jeans night 

An incredibly regretful hookup that makes you question reality. If you have a Jean night, expect to not be sexually attracted to a woman for a few days after.
“Yeah man, it was bad, last night was definitely a jeans night for me”
Jeans night by Jeans_night December 10, 2021

Alpo Night 

A term that describes that the bar or club that you are at is lacking attractive women, and further indicates that the ones present are considered DOGS. Alpo is a brand name of dog food.
I think it's time to go home and call it a night, it looks like it has been another Alpo Night at every bar and club we've been at today, not one hot looking babe in sight!
Alpo Night by Warnhubb March 25, 2008