musketing

When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.

Aw man,last week I was musketing over hooker;shit went right through her skull and killed her.

by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021

Mutmainah

A person who brings peace and contentment, Pretty, hot, and always caring.

That girl is an obvious Mutmainah.

by Temii13 September 24, 2021

Muzan

Micheal Jackson

A: have you heard of Muzan?
B: yeah, micheal Jackson

by Bi_Ax March 7, 2022

Muff Mask

A muff mask is the name for a beard that was buried in a pussy long enough to retain the scent of said pussy.

Please remove the muff mask, Sal. It's almost time for supper.

by NIGHTEAGLE11 June 22, 2022

Mumei

"oh hi!"

"I'm Mumei!"

by toxic owl AKA towl August 24, 2022

Toothpaste Mutiny

What happens when you've just placed toothpaste on your toothbrush, you get distracted by something in another room, and it falls off into the sink.

I had just put the paste on my brush when my roommate grabbed my attention, and right before he finished speaking, I heard a splat. The toothpaste I had just put on my brush had decided it didn't want to go in my mouth, so it committed Toothpaste Mutiny.

by Everyone's Favorite Goth Girl April 21, 2013

Purple Mud Bunion

An alarmingly swollen prostate gland, comparable to a large prune lodged in your anus.

"I went to the doctor today & she didn't think the term Purple Mud Bunion was as funny as we did." -Chad Shank on The Doug Stanhope Podcast

by CuntryBumpkin March 14, 2015