morning toffee milkshake

whilst someone is sleeping leaving a tasty mixture of shit,piss and semen in their mouth so when they wake up they begin to choke and gargle causing the substance to be transformed into a milkshake.

she doesnt know it yet but tomorrow im going to make her a lovely morning toffee milkshake

by nebzors October 2, 2010

Rumble in the Morning

A hilarious morning radio show hosted by Rick Rumble. The show airs Monday-Friday from 5:30-10:00am on 99 WNOR in Norfolk, VA. Cast includes Rod Fitzwell (sports), Shelley (News), Stephen Hill (traffic), and Eric.

Hey man, did you hear Rumble this morning? Ohh, it was hilarious...

Rumble in the Morning. Weekdays from 5:30-10:00 am on 99.

by the757 November 23, 2010

Noon In The Morning

The time between 11:30 in the morning and 12:00 noon.

I was gonna sleep in until evening yesterday, but some asswipe telemarketers called me at noon in the morning.

by Mick the Dick November 13, 2011

Morning Ready

Morning Ready- To get Morning ready is to get ready for the day, to brush teeth and brush hair, get dressed, do make up, wash face. Its a quick way to say that your doing your morning ritual but its spelt corectly.

WARNING: CANNOT BE USED LIKE MR ( M-orning R-eady ) or any shorts like that.

(ON MSN OR YAHOO)
Cool Cat says:
Hey i'll be right back
Steve says: Okay where are you going
Cool Cat says: Just getting Morning ready :D
Steve says says: KK

by agatha hildenburg July 16, 2008

Morning Crust

The foul remnants of a drool-ridden sleep, or the substance located at the medial corner of the eye. Morning Crust can be found dotted around your lips, chin or cheeks after waking up from a good to excellent sleep or nap. Morning crust can also be discovered in the eyes, a small white build up of salt and water from your tear ducts can develop, thus leaving you with "Crusty eyes."

"Yo, Bill...you've got some mad Morning Crust in and around your mouth"
"Oh thanks John, you saved me some embarrassment, I hate Morning Crust"

by Crust Demon September 19, 2009

morning after dark

when a man who is not yet 18 fucks a 18 year old girl and it is lasted for the longest time and in the morning he feels sooooooo good and happy

That morning after dark with your mom last night sure lasted a long time, but it was fun.

by crackalackajacka1700 February 4, 2010

Morning Buzzstrong

When one proceeds to have hardcore sex with their wife's brother and/or their wife's father. Then they proceed to eat food predominately a type of crackers which are placed all over the male's body. Once the crackers are placed they are slurped and and both the recipitants have a grand time.

Wife:where did you go to dinner with my family?
Austin: I gave your brother and father a morning buzzstrong, we didn't have to go out.

by Wolfeclub, Austin March 22, 2011