March 13

National boyfriend day!
Have your girlfriend do anything and everything for you on this day. She has to do whatever you want today

Dude it’s March 13 I’m gonna get some head because my gf has to do what I say

by BiggerSticks October 27, 2019

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March 30

National Get Swole Day. People born on this day have the tendency to get jacked as fuck.

Wow were you born on March 30th because you’re swole as fuck.

by bigboyseatright October 15, 2019

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Merca

Pronounced "MRRH-KUH!"

How the rednecks of the USA pronounce the name of their country. The bastardization of "America."

"I 's from MERCA!"

"Where? There's more than one country in North America."

"WOT?! NO THERE AIN'T YEW IGNERANT SHITHEAD!"

by Naomi_D February 29, 2008

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Capslock March

A celebration in the month of March where Caps Locking is utilized for an entire 31 days.

IM'er 1:hey man, you going to the game tonight?

IM'er 2:YEAH MAN. I'LL BE THERE.

IM'er 1:wow, you seem really stoked. I thought you hated the team?

IM'er 2:OH I DO, IT'S JUST CAPSLOCK MARCH.

IM'er 1:STOP YELLING AT ME!

IM'er 2:THERE YA GO, NOW YOU'RE DOING IT.

by Chet Stonebreaker December 9, 2009

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March 26th

March 26th is that day of the year in which the most beautiful girls are born. Gorgeous, funny and kind, March 26th girls are one of the best out there, and they usually are admired for their amazing personalities, as well as because of their beautiful hair.

- That new girl at my class is so amazing in every way... I barely know about her but I might have a crush on her already.
- OMG, I know, right? I've heard she was born in March 26th. Makes sense to me!

by wabadoombad00 October 16, 2019

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