g'ed your mellon

It is used when someone just told and insult and a passerby heard.

Person 1: i did your mom
Person 2: ......
Person 3: G'ed your mellon!!!!

by Comet21 March 22, 2011

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Cut the melon

The act of having sex with butt cheeks where there is no penetration to the anus. Similar to tittie fucking.

Jen wanted anal sex, but instead, Brad cut the melon.

by Slickhonkie October 6, 2012

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The grizzly melon is the single most feared entity anyone can encounter on the battlefield. It has powers beyond the imagination of any human and can use them to their full effects on any oponent it chooses without warning. It does have a softer side where it enjoys karaoke and lightweight dominoes, but is still unpredictable and ruthless. Beware of the grizzly melon.

Look out dude. It's a grizzly melon.

by A Grizzly Melon April 24, 2015

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Yubari King Melon

A melon. That's about it. Except it's 23,500 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A PAIR. Cause why the fuck not?

We have too much money, lets buy some Yubari King Melons!

by AwesomeScienceFacts December 20, 2017

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The True Melons

True Melons wield the power of melons, and they do not care about scientific facts about them. Those are for nooby scrubs named Midnight. True Melons will unite against imposters, and smite them from Earth. All who disagree shall be dismembered and fed to the beasts of hell.

The True Melons are the best :P

by M3l0n H3@d May 29, 2019

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