Matt

Nice guy, shy, focused. Makes you feel special, adored, amazing, says all the right things. Goal=Bed. Kisses you softly all over, slowly undresses you, watches your reaction, a snake ensnaring a mouse. He has you in chaos of agitated excitement & you want to jump his cock, he takes you to Heaven with his mastery of sexual skill. Wants a woman that completely devotes herself to him, open & vulnerable. Passive female that doesn't question & accepts that this is all it will ever be. God-like lover makes you cum so hard over & over that you're exhausted by the time he's finished with you; compensating. Matt's don't talk. Many women in his bed, on stand-by & one that just left before you arrived. Guiltless, emotionless. Loves the body not the woman. Not handsome, lazy, messy, gluttonous, hates doing work. Smart but thinks he's more brilliant than he actually is. Leaves you wanting more so you will never get enough of him. Narcissistic and will not ask about your life/interests. Doesn't have many friends & just like his conquests, they come & go. Has many layers that need to be peeled back in order to really get to know him, that is if he wants you to. Guards his true self like a precious diamond. People refer to him as socially awkward, personality disorder, too constrained. Says negative things on social media sites unless directed at his next target female. Fantastic lover, available for sex, and keep ex's around for pleasure. Don't try to date a Matt Just Fuck one!

Girl 1: What did you do last night?
Girl 2: I had a Matt
Girl 1: Wow, I wish I could've had a Matt. It's been so long.
Girl 2: Yea, it's fun for now
Girl 1: Aren't you going back for more?
Girl 2: Nah, Matt's are only good for a fuck. You can't marry a Matt.
Girl 1: Can I have your Matt?
Girl 2: Go for it!

by Daenerystargaryen April 29, 2013

matt robertson

the most attractive, sexy, intelligent, delicious guy you will ever meet. He has what it takes to get what he wants from anyone. you should search out a matt robertson. they are hard to come by.

OMFG that was matt robertson,

we have to go say hi!

by koolaidjammers June 4, 2009

MATT

Masturbating After Touching Titties.

or

Masturbating After Touching Testicles.

Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference.

by authOOr February 16, 2007

matt

Matt is this amazing sexy but on the bad boy side but is super funny someone whom you can spend days with laughing so much until you hurt and cry from reading and making up random things on urban and might not have a sexy great guy in your life again

funnysexycaringsexualmissing funmatt

by hornycasperlady August 9, 2012

Matt Koppinger

a total badass, a state of being (badass)

That guy went Matt Koppinger on his ass!

by thatguy94 March 5, 2009

matt shoji

An asian scooter kid who can whip at speeds reaching 150MPH, if ones ankle is to be caught on the whip it would probably be torn out of its sockets and thrown across the ground.

13 year old scooter boy ( born 1996 jan 7 ) who has a friend sydian ( look him up ) .

scooters down school hill reaching an unbelievable speed of 100mph, takes off a roof of a passing car and soars threw the air in slow motion. landing in a group of gypsies killing close to half of them. still flying down the hill covered in blood and smiling a smile larger then krillen's own streak he jumps off a hobos lunch box knocking it into a pit of toxic waste and lands in the gibsons harbor, he rises out of the water to find himself surrounded by a number of attractive teen aged girls. matt shoji

oh yeah

by matt shoji July 28, 2009

christian martyr

1. A person who believes in Jesus Christ and refuses to give up their beliefes and dies for them.
2. A person who dies as a missionary or other sevice to Jesus.

St. Stephen was stoned to death
Felix Mantz was drowned
Many people was burned at the stake
But most importantly, Jesus Christ died on the cross for everyone's sins, yours, mine, and everyone elses. you can red his story in the book of Matthew, Mark, Luke, or John. Jesus is the ultimate christian martyr, and the reason everyone else chooses to become one.

by blueflower999 November 1, 2010