Mario brothers

When one man’s penis touches toilet seat or rim of a toilet that another mans penis has touched - similar to Eskimo brothers but for toilets.

Man, your toilet is small, my dick touched the rim of it while sitting down.

I think we just became Mario brothers after that.

by curried_dmoney May 22, 2023

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Get the Mario brothersmug.

mario

a dumb ass short kid whos a try hard and gets a 105% on his projects cause hes that much of a tryhard, hes also like 5'0 and thinks hes taller then u but hes not cuz hes a lil tiny bitch that is a hella dry texter and needs to get thrown across the cafeteria

someone: ew whos that, hes so short

someone else: must be a mario 🤮

by gothboi cinnamon roll December 6, 2019

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Get the mariomug.

Youngin Mario

An Instagram troll that likes to target innocent civilians

Look at Youngin Mario doing his thing again

by Basketball_DTQ May 31, 2022

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Get the Youngin Mariomug.

Mario

Mario is the worst kind of people if you see him run cause he comes from a Italian descent and will eat you up like meatballs. He always has something to say and it is alright until he gets butthurt and mad. Mario is somewhat a girl but his attitude and his manly beard make it different. If he lived in the 1930s he will be getting all the hoes cause he really likes his guys. To wrap it up Mario can be a hardworker so he comes home smelling like dead meat and piss, but after all he will always be the wonderful amazing Mario all of us love.

Ese Mario come through

Nah foo im with my man
Ohh ok my bad u still wanna blaze it later

Nah im good im blazing my boyfriends dick

Alright peace out

by Headahhs March 22, 2019

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