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Madden Mobile Gods 

A group of angry bearded women who created a powder-blue-eyed Ellen Degeneres lookalike manchild sociopath. This sociopath went on to find YouTube fame, and as of November 2017 has more than 500,000 subscribers. The Madden Mobile Gods reside in the bedroom closet of an undisclosed location in Michigan, USA.
The Ellen Degeneres lookalike spends 6 hours a night worshipping the Madden Mobile Gods in his closet.
Bella once caught the Madden Mobile Gods’ worshipper in deep worship, and she has not been spotted near the undisclosed location since.
Can I join the Madden Mobile Gods worship rituals?

The Madden Challenge 

Splitting a 30pk while playing 15min quarters. Before time expires all of the beer MUST be gone. It's really not about winning or losing, just the respect you get for finishing the challenge.
"Why are you so drunk and covered in salsa?" I just did the madden challenge bruh"

A dirty rack and Madden 12' means only one thing THE MADDEN CHALLENGE!!!!!!!

maddenize 

To make a blatantly obvious comment in an attempt to sound like an expert.

Comments much like the famed John Madden NFL commentator would make about how the team that scores the most points usually wins.
Sports commentators now days are becoming maddenized as they always say the obvious thing and rarely have much insight.
maddenize by fresnoR October 17, 2009

Madden Type Shit 

A good play in a sport or something good happens while playing in a sport
Him: Did you just see that goal he just scored?
Her: yeah that’s some madden type shit🀧
Madden Type Shit by ava h October 23, 2019

Joel Madden 

Joel Reuben Madden. (sickboy)

Lead singer of Good Charlotte the greatest band in the world.

Twin of Benji Madden who is 5 minutes older than Joel.

Guy who cares about animals, war, and suicide.

Joel (and Benji and Billy and Paul) are also hot but r not urs obsessed fans.

All u people who don't like him or Good Charlotte because they 'sold out' or because he's goin out with Hilary Duff suck. (althought that joke at MTV with Hilary about the killers wasn't funny)
Joel Madden: "I think that our goal in Good Charlotte is just to be Good Charlotte, and whatever happens, whatever that means, we don't even know, we just push on and tour and make music and do whatever."

Fan: whoa! its Joel Madden! I love Good Charlotte!
Joel Madden by me-me-me July 21, 2008