A sexual achievement that results in best orgasm-
and all it takes is an easy seven steps!
1: find a large women (FAT)
2: do her doggy style
3: knock her out (donkey punch)
4: give her liposuction and keep fat
5: use fat to grill an egg
6: put cooked egg on her vagina 7: insert penis
The most loving man you could ever come across. He’s so caring and is incredible handsome. He is very loyal and is always there for you no matter what. He’s so perfect. But guess what? He has a girlfriend so back the fuck up before I have to beat a bitch. K? K.
“Who’s that boy over there?”
“Oh, him? He’s the one and only KieranMc Keever. The sexiest man alive.”