Lockland Split

A perk of being a resident of Lockland. When procuring a hooker, you have the option to cost share with other residents. You can buy the hooker yourself or just buy one hole and your friends can pitch in and each purchase an additional hole at a lower rate.

Guy 1: Man I really want a blowjob but "local hooker" is charging $50
Guy 2: let's see if Guy 3 wants to join and we'll do the Lockland Split for $20 each
Guy 3: sounds good as long as I get the asshole

by DeanWalden April 29, 2022

locolposolacodigfastastrostosalustomanionacolopsaprostotediostrosuscarentarocuropolopsis

The cure for Digfastastrostosalustomanionacolopsaprostotediostrosus. Also the longest word in the entire world.

Oh no! You need locolposolacodigfastastrostosalustomanionacolopsaprostotediostrosuscarentarocuropolopsis!

by evanger_11 May 15, 2022

Locator

A group of 4 young gentleman who wield horse cocks

Wow, I heard that locator have a combined body count of 63929

by Locator fr June 12, 2022

locationflation

The cost of a product or service is higher in an area simply based on its location.

The price of gasoline is a dollar higher in Key West than it is in Miami because of locationflation.

by Sobocycle July 29, 2022

Lochlen

A fucking Esh lord who smoked fat cones

Lochlen is sexy

by Eshayeshhh October 17, 2022

Locational Smoker

A smoker who only smokes when the location he currently is at excites him and not during any other times.

Fred: Paul, I thought you quit smoking?
Paul: Look at the view I am unable to resist the excitement. I am just smoking when the location I am in excites me. I am just a locational smoker.

by Nithin Paul September 2, 2022

Lochlyn

A kind gentle soul and a heart of plastic. She is easily offended but will forgive you just as quickly she is the best.

Person one: Says something kinda mean
Lochlyn: How dare you
Five minutes later
Lochlyn: Sorry I got mad at you its all better now

by Wikipedia Dicktionary September 21, 2022