Jayneese Lewis

jayneese lewis is a very thoughtful person. she finds it very difficult to walk and be around her husband. She may get beat every night but she still loves him. with short, nasty hair she has a wonderful personality! In her closet lays hundreds of bats that were broken over her head. Her medication cost $100,000 a year and has been laced with rat poisoning because her husband calls her a rat and poisons her with what she deserves. But she doesn't die because of the xanex she takes on a daily basis, which relieves the pain.

Husband: get over here ugly Jayneese Lewis
jayneese: im coming:(
husband: im gonna beat you so bad that you will DIE
jayneese: ok sir

by aruther burfeild February 28, 2019

Lewis

Every Lewis you encounter will be dreamy. His sparkling eyes will make you dazed. Your friends will be thinking you’re the luckiest girl on the planet to get a slice of action with a Lewis. His sense of humour is goated. If you’re thinking of swerving a Lewis you better he quick - Lewis can quickscope any of his Ex’s with ease. Lewis is one of a kind person be lucky to have met one

Friend: so who is your boyfriend?

Me: it’s Lewis

Friend OMG girl you’re so lucky treat this moment the best you can

by DJ Osama Spin Laden March 13, 2021

Lewis McFarlane

Lewis McFarlane - a legend, someone who loves the sesh and will never say no to a night out🍻

might go to Chippenham and drink with Lewis McFarlane

by NoFuckingClue November 23, 2021

Lewis

Gigachad

Luke: “Did you see Lewis getting his vaccination?”
Henry: “Yeah, such a gigachad”

by Kluke012 November 30, 2021

lewis

lewis is actually really smart. definattely smater than anyone called jack especially at maths

lewis is smater than jack at maths

by grape/lemon god January 9, 2022

Lewis

A complete idiot who’s ego is through the roof, is way too confident, and has a terrible taste in music. They think they’re the best at everything, wether they’ve heard of the skill or not, and is ridiculously stupid yet somehow manages to make it into top set in lessons.

Lewis: I’m so amazing at everything

Person: ugh shut up you’re so annoying.

by YaLocalPeach July 4, 2020

Lewi

Lewi stands for people who list after things that aren’t theirs. They like attention, other people’s husband/wife, belongings, and so much more.

That girl is a Lewi because she wants her cousins man.

by MrHades April 5, 2024