Jonathan Poneman

Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.

And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.

Why? You ask? For profit!
People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.
by Krazee Rob July 03, 2019
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Jonathan Day

A guy that will knock on your door and not run only to stand there and make the situation a little bit more uncomfortable.
Jonathan also likes to drink beer and go missing on the beach.
It’s all fun and games until Jonathan Day goes missing
by PantyDroppinGT June 19, 2018
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jonathan higgins

The coolest mother fucker around, usually awesome
"Hey were you chillin with Jonathan Higgins? Man i wish i was you."
by xochosinkox October 16, 2013
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Case of the Jonathan's

"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.
Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.
by BEK July 24, 2013
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Jonathan Banks

the kid named finger. he plays Michael Ehrmantraut in Breaking Bad and it's spin-off prequel, Better Call Saul.
Jonathan Banks is so cool! He's my favorite actor from all of Vince Gilligan's shows!
by KIDNAMED893282 August 20, 2022
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Jonathan Reyes

"Damn, Jonathan Reyes is so lame."
by jaimee marie January 06, 2015
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