A funny, sexy guy who will never let you down. Jansens will make sure you smile and are typically heartless. While they might be stubborn at times they have the biggest heart.
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He is the nicest guy around if you need someone to talk to, talk to a jared. They are a little immature at times, but if you need a guy who will treat you write Jared’s your guy. If you become Jared’s love interest treat him right.
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In terms of appearance, Jareds often lack shirts (though they occasionally wear jackets), and have either scars or tattoos. They are rarely overly muscular, often having pathetic arms.
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