January 20

National anime day. Any person can watch any anime for as long as they want. Cosplay is also a part of anime day

Jake: hey what do you want to watch

Anna: it’s January 20 we going to watch some anime today!

January 20 by Shay_weeb October 26, 2019

January 6 

Today is the day where if you have never put a finger up your butt, then you should try it.

Them: can you put a finger in my ass?

Me: it’s January 6 so why not

January 6 by aNoNaThOt October 19, 2019

January 1st  

Looking tore up or similar to the appearance of a post New Year's Eve hangover.

Damn that girl looks like January 1st

January 1st by 18andCounting February 8, 2009

January 5

Suck tits day

Go up to a girl and suck her tits on January 5

January 5 by Bigbuffalobrain October 15, 2019

January 31 

1 in 1000 people born on this day are weebs ÙwÚ

Shrek is a hot anime character btw...Just letting you know.... Teehee

January 31st is pretty funky ÙwÚ

January 31 by 🍜 October 28, 2019

January 1st 

A day in which @_I_am_aQueen_ on Twitter was born and is now officially the day where all wonderful beautiful human beings were born UwU a complete sweetie pie. Also Capricorn season so we Stan.

Anybody born on January 1st is a sweetie

January 1st by Milkismyg October 15, 2019

january 4

january 4th is coke day so if it snows out side you have to take a line

john: look it's snowing out side....
peter: oh boy we have to take a line !
john: why ?
peter: because it's january 4 and its coke day

january 4 by ch33kc14pp3r October 16, 2019