Jake-in' out

making big or moderately large plans with one of your friends, family, or acquaintance. and at the last minute - abandoning then all at once with a very very stupid or pussy-ass reason.

Alex: so Jake, me and Mickey are on our way to pick you up.

Jake: Dude... i don't know if its gonna work out this time man.

Alex: why not? we've been planning this for like, two weeks!

Jake: dude... i like... stubbed my toe real bad. i cant even walk on it. it might be broken.

Alex: Jake-in' out! of course!

by Gazetti January 30, 2008

Jake Date

When you go out with a girl for less than a week. Or just hook up with a chick.

Are you still going out with that chick?
No she was a jake date

by Arcchie Bullzinski May 27, 2011

Jake Paul

A STUPID CUNT THAT MADE "ITS EVERYDAY BRO" AND HE GRABS HIS DICK FOR THE WHOLE MUSIC VIDEO. HES GAY AND WORSE THAN LOGAN PAUL HOLY SHIT

Amir: Are you fucking kidding me? I fucking hate Jake Paul
Jake Paul: ITS EVERYDAY BRO WITH THAT DISNEY CHANNEL FLOW
Peter: FUCK YOU YOU SALTY CUNT

by daddynef June 6, 2018

Jake kendall

a tampon, generally used to clog or prevent blood flow

i need to buy some jake kendall

by lukus fishier May 19, 2009

Jake Paul

A narcissistic, ego maniac; full of themselves. Idiotic and probably a D+, 69%, student. (England is not a city... You learn that in grade school...)

It's Everyday Bro... England is my City.... I cannot be outdone, Jake Paul is number one. (Not True)

by GhostCatcherSky August 22, 2017

Jake Gay

When you look at Jake and you see gay.

"Ew Jake gay!"

by isrealityreal January 24, 2021

Jake Amorelli

A whorish hobo who enjoys the word strumpet. He is ignorant, stupid, and stalkerish.

"Hey Jake Amorelli, why are you stalking me??"
"You're a STRUMPET!"

by jakeh8ter January 30, 2010