Jackathon

Where you see how much you can jack off in one day before you can't get an erection anymore.

Hey Ryan wanna do a jackathon?
Me: Fuck yea, I'll be sure to stay stiff the whole time

by ItsMaybeEthernet March 27, 2015

Scat Jacker

A guy jacks off while pooping, or someone who is infatuated with poop and jerks to it.
Cam Asselin is a scat jacker.

King Scat Jacker - Cam Asselin

by Lyin Book March 20, 2009

jacked

(verb) 1. to jack someone (usually of the opposite sex) is to claim ownership of said person, which means the jacker, and only the jacker, may can ask them out. However, jacking is usually just a way of claiming ownership to an extremely hot guy you will probably only see once.

2. Jacking is also a game that can be played with friends when out somewhere with lots of sexy people around or with celebrities. You can also spilt jack, this is were you share a celebrity with a fellow jacker.

3. It can also be a joke of mocking someone who is not jacking material or of just announcing how funny/cute/awesome you think someone is, but are not necessarily hot.

(Warning! If you play Jacked with friends, their may be potential pushing, screaming and hair pulling.)

1. -Hey, I jacked that guy in the abercrombie hoodie!

-Ahh damn! Then I jacked his hot friend.

2. -Dude, I've jacked Johnny Depp.

-Fuck you! I'm in love with him, can we split jack?

3. -Damn I still cant't believe you jacked that guy, he was so fucking hot!

- Aww fine, I'll let you have that guy over there with his mum!

by TheRedRocker October 28, 2011

jacked

stacked or really muscular

Did you see that guy? He's really jacked!

by bob June 3, 2002

jimmy-jacked

Jimmy-jacked is a word for... when you stuck on the middle of sumthin, Amelia Earhart was talkin about this word in the Night At The Museum 2 movie...

A:What the hell??? there are big guys heading over here....
B:OMG, we're jimmy-jacked...

by understandingman July 3, 2009

Face-Jacked

When you log on to Face Book and see that people have been carrying on conversations on "your page" without you. People that don't even know each other just sharing the witty reparte and now it takes up your whole page!

"I went to my home page on Face Book only to find my page had been "face-jacked" by my friends about some comment I made, that now has nothing to do with my original thought!"

by bearbax June 15, 2009

jacktard

When you are such a dumb ass that calling you a jackass or a tard isn't enough.

Yo that dude is the biggest jacktard I have ever seen.

by Doug LPD August 16, 2006