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Jordan Jones

Homie Hopper. Will steal your crush after calling him ugly. She will back stab you after being bestie for an EXTENDED period time. She will call this guy ugly and then when you say you think he’s hot she becomes besties with him and than starts dating him while lying to you saying their just friends. And the only way you figure out how their dating is bc her brother post a picture of them cuddling on his snapchat story. you than proceed to call her out on in and she said “i didn’t mean for this to happen” after asking one of their mural friends to “set them up”. you than proceed to unadd her on ALL social media platforms and changing her contact from her quirky little nickname to her government name and unpin her.
me: that girl is all over EVERY boy that looks her way
Friend: Yeah she’s totally a Jordan Jones
by FoxyFalica August 22, 2022
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Jeremiah and Jordan

The bestest friends you will ever meet, they fight sometimes and they kinda act like a old marry couple but are strictly just friends. they really love each other (as friends) very very much and they tell each other everything. they talk on the phone for hours and never get bored, and they are always there for each other
by alexanderhamilton05 November 25, 2018
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megan and jordan

The cutest couple you will ever meet. They are very romantic and take things slow, but once the get started, they won’t stop. They are going to last forever and get married. They are the couple everyone wants to be. But they do get into fights every now and then. If you know a Megan and a Jordan, get them together, because they will be perfect
“omg! Is that Megan and Jordan! They are sooo cute together, I wish I could have a relationship like theirs” relationship goals
by Cooolio2345 May 11, 2018
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taylor jordan

an amazing person who really wants the best for everyone.Generally a red head that has bad fashion sense.once you get her don’t give her away and that’s on periodt.
guy 1-shes hot

guy 2-shes taylor jordan
by on tha gang October 10, 2019
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jordan waaland

that boy is ssuch a jordan waaland
by jordan waaland December 12, 2017
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to jordan (something)

Verb; adding a lever to the intersection of the legs meeting the torso in a way that mocks the male genitalia on a Minecraft building resembling a human.
After Jordan Maron aka CaptainSparklez and his actions in the popular Minecraft Minigame "SethBling's Building Game".
"I added a lever."
"Did you pull a Jordan?"
"So I'm a verb now?"
"Yes. To jordan (something) is now a verb."
by GentlemanPirate August 14, 2015
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jordan-carrollism

JCarrollism: To look ones absolute best on a 10/10 level at every social gathering, event or weekend
"Hey man you look swick".

"Thanks man, it's only jordan-carrollism".
by J-swallow February 7, 2014
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