Landscaper who relys only on gasoline, grass clippings, and Rolling Rock. Interests include ancient hod rods 85 monte carlo,and catching a slick ass humm-job from a ramdom hooker at the BHT. Features include the face of Randy Johnson crossed with Charels Manson. 140 pound over protective father, quote the dandy nevermore "if you touch my daughter your a fuckin' dead man".
by paul phillips February 10, 2005
Get the dandy johnsonmug. A street name for cocaine. The name, Don Johnson, is usually pronounced with a heavy New York or Boston accent.
by BJ August 25, 2004
Get the Don Johnsonmug. 1. realizing you failed to do a certain task by its deadline
2. getting dicked over
3. feelings towards anyone you may know named johnson
2. getting dicked over
3. feelings towards anyone you may know named johnson
Fuck johnson! I forgot to send Jim the e-mail. I was supposed to do it yesterday.
Fuck johnson! How the hell did Bill get picked before me?
Fuck johnson! How the hell did Bill get picked before me?
by diddy784 August 3, 2007
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Get the Betsy Johnsonmug. by The Alex July 2, 2005
Get the Johnson Countymug. A Josh Johnson is commonly known as a majestic being. It is typically found in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, but can be found in other regions of North America. Its beauty and poise is unmatched by any other species in the known universe, though it sometimes makes mistakes to make humans and other species feel better about themselves.
by Keenwa November 18, 2013
Get the josh johnsonmug. The components that regulate the suction action of a penis enlargement device. Often mistaken for Semen's Boner Technology.
by kdbamaman November 18, 2012
Get the Johnson Controlsmug.